To Be Calimquim

I won’t ruin the video for you by telling you the ending, but it looks like this poor little guy just can’t win.

Here I am playing tug-of-war with my human.  Who does he think he is?  Does he think he can defeat me?  I think not!  I am King Teddy and I will defeat any foes that come before me.  Oh, by the way, please give me back my ring toy so I can play in peace.